The Fantasy Football season is heating up with the regular season coming to a close, and fantasy managers across the country have some real cause for concern. In most league formats, the person who finishes in last place at the end of the season is forced to do a punishment of the league’s choice. Something so trivial like fantasy football can turn quite serious if injuries plague your team, players underperform, or you struggle to find trades. If this happens to be you, you could be subject to these punishments…

10. Work a Lemonade Stand until you make $100

9. Jump into a Cold Lake (5 minutes)

8. Take the SAT (Waste of your Saturday)

7. 24 Hours in IHOP (Every Pancake you eat cuts off an hour)

6. Paintball Gauntlet (Everyone gets 3 shots)

5. Buzzcut (Instant classic, Henry Kittner, ’26, got to experience this one last year)

4. Milk Mile (Each lap under 2 minutes and in between have to drink milk)

3. Post an embarrassing video on social media of the league’s choice

2. Ride to Nowhere (Drive until you can’t anymore)

1. Cage (Other League members pour whatever they want while the loser is in it)

So, lock in! Trust me, you do not want to be that guy.